I work in the Ground Zero area and I watched the twin towers of the World Trade Center fall from my office window.
It was a very scary thing to witness.
But, now is a time for healing!
With that in mind, I propose the building of the largest Mohammed’s Rib Shack and Victoria’s Secret Center in the world across the street from the Ground Zero Mosque.
This $100 million dollar, 14 story, facility will hold the finest dining and shopping experience in New York.
The first 7 floors will house Mohammed’s Rib Shack, replete with Jumbo TV screens hung outside building’s exterior that will show every stage of how Mohammed’s highly trained chefs prepares their world famous ribs from the slaughtering of the live pigs to serving those succulent and tasty ribs
on a plate.
The last 7 floors will house the Victoria’s Secret center
serving woman of all shapes, sizes, and faiths to the best in women’s lingerie.
Burkas will also be available.
Please send your donations to:
It was a very scary thing to witness.
But, now is a time for healing!
With that in mind, I propose the building of the largest Mohammed’s Rib Shack and Victoria’s Secret Center in the world across the street from the Ground Zero Mosque.
This $100 million dollar, 14 story, facility will hold the finest dining and shopping experience in New York.
The first 7 floors will house Mohammed’s Rib Shack, replete with Jumbo TV screens hung outside building’s exterior that will show every stage of how Mohammed’s highly trained chefs prepares their world famous ribs from the slaughtering of the live pigs to serving those succulent and tasty ribs
on a plate.
The last 7 floors will house the Victoria’s Secret center
serving woman of all shapes, sizes, and faiths to the best in women’s lingerie.
Burkas will also be available.
Please send your donations to:
Ribs and Boobs Fund
555 Screw Mohammed Boulevard
New York, New York 11911
555 Screw Mohammed Boulevard
New York, New York 11911
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