An Opera about Anna Nichole Smith?

Yeah, it’s true the blonde bombshell is getting an opera.

Let’s see. She couldn’t sing, couldn’t dance, she couldn’t act, or had any talent worth noting.

But, she looked good.

Okay, now it makes sense.
From the National Enquirer:

Life after death for the buxom beauty as . . .

ANNA NICOLE, the world premiere opera by Mark-Anthony Turnage will be offered by the Royal Opera in London next Feb. 17.

Dutch soprano Eva-Maria Westbroek toplines as the late model and Playboy playmate.

In a released statement, The Royal Opera reveals impresario Turnage is also the composer of the West End London hit Jerry Springer: The Opera. The Anna Nicole libretto was written by Richard Thomas.As The ENQUIRER reported, the peroxided dynamo died tragically of an accidental drug overdose in 2007 at 39.
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Via National Enquirer

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