BUMPED-Exclusive: Obama calls Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton to secret WH meeting on how to deal with the Perry Problem

The Last Tradition has obtained a transcript of a top secret meeting between President Obama, Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton on how to handle Texas Gov Rick Perry entrance to the GOP run for president.



President Obama: God damn it, Chris! You told me Perry wasn’t going to run.



Chris Matthews: I tried to tell you Mr. President. But, you don’t answer your cell while you’re playing golf.



President Obama: Oh, so you think I play too much golf too?



Matthews: I didn’t say that Mr. President. My, that’s a very sharp crease you have in your pants, Mr. President.



Obama: What are you David Brooks now? Let’s focus Chris. What are we gonna do about Perry. This guy can kick my ass!



Al Sharpton: Mr. President?



Obama: Al? Don’t you see I’m talking to Chris right now?



Sharpton: Yeah, but….



Obama: Shut up, Al. I’ll get to you in a minute. What do we do, Chris?



Matthews: Let’s see, what can we do? Oh, I got it. I’ll call him crazy on my show.



Obama: Crazy huh?



Matthews: That’s it, Mr. President. I’ll call him crazy on my show, and Al can call him a racist on his show.



Obama: Hmm. Crazy and a racist?



Sharpton: But, Mr. Preesident?



Obama: Al? I’m still talking to Chris remember?



Matthews: I think that’s a winner Mr. President.



Obama: That sounds good, Chris. Maybe you can throw in some Confederate flag stuff. That always works on the Negros.



Sharpton: Negros? Mr. President! You’re black.



Obama: That’s for the campaign trail. I’m half white God dam it



Michelle Obama: It’s time for your 5th prayer of the day.



Obama: Oh, that’s right. Where’s my prayer rug?



Mrs. Obama: Where you always leave it, next to the statue of Mao Tse-tung.



Obama: Oh thanks, Honey. Okay that settles it. Chris, you get on MSNBC and call Perry crazy till the cows come home. And Al, call him a racist. That should be simple enough for you to understand because that’s all you do anyway.



Sharpton: Yes, Mr. President

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Plenty of sexy ladies in bikinis-UK breaks world record for largest group shower 152

This is one place where you don’t mind dropping the soap!



Daily Mail



They're wet and just wild about breaking the world record for the largest number of people ever to shower together.



Temperatures soared as 152 people - many girls in bikinis - washed their way into the record books on Bournemouth beach. They lathered up under a giant six-metre shower structure.



The bid organised by Lynx beat the previous record set in America two years ago when 145 people showered together in Illinois.



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Obama approval below 40% for 1st time. Hello Jimmy Carter 2.0

Do you think Obama will ever get it through his thick skull that Americans aren’t buying his class warfare drivel?



Nah, don’t hold your breath. What else is he gonna say?



The man is a radical Leftist who wants to take money away from people who work and give to people who don’t work like this woman.









This is who Obama is and the American people are soundly rejecting his philosophy.



Los Angeles Times



President Obama's summer woes have dragged his approval rating to an all-time low, sinking below 40% for the first time in Gallup's daily tracking poll.New data posted Sunday shows that 39% of Americans approve of Obama's job performance, while 54% disapprove.



Both are the worst numbers of his presidency.Obama's approval rating has hovered in the 40% range for much of 2011, peaking at 53% in the weeks following the death of Osama bin Laden.



But Americans' view of his job performance continued to tick downward as the debt-ceiling debate heated up. By the time he signed legislation averting a federal default, he was mired in the low-40% range.



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